I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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