im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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