the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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