I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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