is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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