Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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