and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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