Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
