This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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