HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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