Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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