But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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