this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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