Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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