fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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