fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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