dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
did you just send me my own nude
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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