i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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