Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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