I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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