well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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