i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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