she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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