In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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