is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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