i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Bring me that man meat
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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