You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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