i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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