I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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