After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
