didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Pants are for mortals
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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