if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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