If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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