I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
