Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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