nut hugger
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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