You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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