The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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