I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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