i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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