what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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