i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
