As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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