normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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