Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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