Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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