I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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