she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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