Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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