Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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