roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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