i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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