We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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